Do we really need anymore evidence that Capitalism is _ucked?

All one has to do is listen to Ms. Rachel explain the current return offering on US T-Bills to understand that we are all:
a.) in prison,
b.) innocent!
c.) showering,
d.) dropping our soap;
e.) bending over and .... well as Python used to say: "Say no more!"

This just doesn't seem fair! Should not somebody else be bending over to pick up our soap? Paulsen, Bush where are you? C'mon, the very least you could do is take one for the team!